Happy Endings?

Yeahhhh the answer would be… “NO!”

Here at Oikos we run a strictly professional massage business and we don’t engage in any illegal activity.

So don’t ask.

You will only embarrass yourself as well as the therapist who was sent to you. And the thing is this… No matter how much you want it and are willing to pay for it… It’s not going to happen through us.

The therapists we hire here at Oikos are LICENSED, carefully handpicked and have too much integrity and value their licenses too much to risk it. Nope not even for YOU.

You see, one stupid mistake for any our therapists means losing their State License for life, working for us, and having the ability to pay all their student loans off…
One stupid mistake for YOU has a visit from the local authorities (probably at work because well hey, we like to roll that way and that would just be more fun) Also, your name gets passed to all the local spas “Perv Lists. We like to work together in our profession, makes things so much easier.

BOTTOM LINE… Any time of sexual activity in exchange for money is illegal so don’t ask us.

Thanks!